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It’s transparent. Drag it. 

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It’s transparent. Drag it. 

36 seconds ago on October 21st | J | 54,935 notes
Tagged as: #halloween 

dearnonacepeople:

dearnonacepeople:

What’s the code word for the lgbt invasion?

The coast is queer

14 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 30,872 notes
15 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 21 notes

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

19 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 18,681 notes
Tagged as: #stories 
22 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 85,825 notes
Tagged as: #pokemon 
22 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 22 notes
Tagged as: #rosy 
22 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 539 notes

queenmerbabe:

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

men are trash

25 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 114,628 notes

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

38 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 15,527 notes

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

39 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 75,626 notes

arthurpoo:

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

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why afraid

39 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 67,445 notes
f0xy-angel:

drewsrosy:

❁ rosy blog following back similiar follow my instagram @iremky_ and i will spam you with likes ❁

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f0xy-angel:

drewsrosy:

❁ rosy blog following back similiar follow my instagram @iremky_ and i will spam you with likes ❁

👑

40 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 95 notes
Tagged as: #rosy 
you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

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jimmbbo:

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

I fuckin love tumblr stories

43 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 41,549 notes

mugglebornheadcanon:

1026. Muggleborn students start bringing packages of Muggle jelly belly’s to Hogwarts after summer break to trick the pureblood students into thinking they can eat even the most foul flavours of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans.

45 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 617 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 
47 minutes ago on October 21st | J | 32,746 notes