sexhaver:

if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

resh1ram:

damnafrica-wuthappened:

ginger ale kitkats

green tea kitkats

potato kitkats

  

vegetable kitkats!!!

corn kitkats

soy sauce kitkats?!!?!

sweet potato kitkats

watermelon kitkats

are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats

dampsandwich:

swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

okaysional:

itsdftbalex:

sammy-spock-dalek:

peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:

retrogasm:

100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds

this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice

Oh snap, this is brilliant!

I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.

Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

queenofattolia:

you can’t harm her kid | she just needs your help

#remember when someone said this was probably the first hug helena received in her whole life and we screamed #(but srsly bottom left look at her SHE LEGITIMATELY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO)

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

book-of-flights:

The Antikythera Shipwreck Exhibit

Dated to 60-50 BC, the shipwreck was found off the coast of Antikythera. The ship carried cargo dating from 4th to 1st century BC and was sailing towards Italy carrying among other cargo bronze and marble sculptures, glassware and jewellery, and amongst these the famous “Antikythera Mechanism”. The finds reflect the new phenomenon of art trade, the first in the history of Western civilization.

These marble sculptures have been severely eroded by stone-eating organisms of the sea, and only their parts trapped safely in the mud of the seabed have remained wonderfully intact.

Scarred and deformed, the half-destroyed sculptures now seem even more human. No longer serving as images of idealised beauty, their artistic quality has reached a new dimension, distorted by nature’s interference. Their image haunts you long after you’ve left them behind.

jaimelannister:

_{favorite male characters » Jaime Lannister (Asoiaf/Game of Thrones)}

Jaime’s rage kept him walking. I am stronger than they know, he told himself. I am still a Lannister. I am still a knight of the Kingsguard. He would reach Harrenhal, and then King’s Landing. He would live. And I will pay this debt with interest.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

ilovepriestly:

2460onetruepairing:

whichfandomisitanyway:

imabrickshithouse:

rioki89:

thedaywedied:

harukoblog:

Looks like that zombie had a bad case…

….of rigor mortis.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

One might even say he…

Died hard….

This is…I can’t…what the…just…nope. Nope.

It was good but then it got better.

this is the weirdest shit ever oh my god

I was gonna ask why does this exist? but then again I’d rather not know the answer.

uuuuuuuuuuummmmmm’kay