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WHEN I FIND SOMEONE TO SUBLET MY APARTMENT FOR THE SUMMER

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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1 minute ago on April 19th | J | 284 notes
Tagged as: #college life 
exzire:

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer. 

exzire:

If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer. 

1 minute ago on April 19th | J | 46,815 notes
waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

2 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 92,712 notes
4 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 786 notes
Tagged as: #community 

too-awesome-for-the-wall:

For a moment I thought Jeff was going to rub his nipples.

5 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 122 notes
Tagged as: #community 

snarkeet:

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.

????

7 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 16,255 notes
petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

8 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 57,998 notes

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

9 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 48,887 notes

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

10 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 48,558 notes

suprchnk:

phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.

he ain’t have to go that hard like that.

13 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 6,615 notes
ms13-shawdy:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.


I cannot. Steamed press…

ms13-shawdy:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

I cannot. Steamed press…

14 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 216,312 notes

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

14 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 174,686 notes

floptart:

some things are better left

14 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 3,064 notes

dlubes:

gayyourlifemustbe:

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

Fun fact: if we arrested the people who are part of a group once responsible for mass genocide, we would have to arrest the US government as a whole

I’m okay with that.

21 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 25,022 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

24 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 117,349 notes