WHEN I FIND SOMEONE TO SUBLET MY APARTMENT FOR THE SUMMER
If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer.
She just died like 17 times in that fight
For a moment I thought Jeff was going to rub his nipples.
"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???
What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????
My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
I cannot. Steamed press…
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
some things are better left
fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you
fun fact: guess what we should do in america
Fun fact: if we arrested the people who are part of a group once responsible for mass genocide, we would have to arrest the US government as a whole
I’m okay with that.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”