May 2013
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the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
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newpope:
boys in nice clothes (◕‿◕✿) boys in no clothes (≖‿≖✿)
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artemisthebipolarbear:
Have you heard about this Bruce Banner guy?
I hear he’s all the rage.
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things that i need in my life right now:
sex
cheese pizza
ice cream
sex
rough sex
gentle sex
more ice cream
cuddling
S E X
more pizza
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cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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an-egg:
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
growlithed:
i want to unfollow this really shitty blog but the unfollow button isnt there?????
help????????
sassbenderr:
trendy-blog:
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their...
weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
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secretlymisha:
waywardism:
using two screencaps, i will show you what happens to an ordinary person after being dragged into the world of the winchesters
they get really sexy and start dressing in layers
watsonwarrior:
I personally think that this gif
is much funnier when reversed
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gingerhaze:
ianthonyisreal:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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jakemalik:
*stoner voice*
i didn’t go to high school
( •_•)>⌐■-■
i went to school high
(⌐■_■)
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wartortles:
wartortles:
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
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nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
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profrumbleroar:
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mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your...
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